That is if you blur your eyes slightly as you look at a grainy image on the satellite mapping service and let yourself believe it could actually be the legendary Nessie.

Security guard Jason Cooke has alerted the world to what could be the famous sea creature after apparently spotting something that looks a little like the monster while browsing Google Earth.

Just below the surface of the water in the Loch, a lighter rippling can be seen, which might be a wave, a shadow or something even more mundane but might, just might, be Nessie himself.

Mr Cooke, 25, of Nottingham, told the Sun newspaper: “I couldn’t believe it. It’s just like the descriptions of Nessie.”

Researcher Adrian Shine, of the Loch Ness Project, said: “This is really intriguing. It needs further study.”

Nessie ’sightings’ have been prevalent for years, with visitors descending on the Scottish stretch of water to try to prove its existence for themselves.

But recently the apparent spottings have diminished, prompting fears that climate change may have killed the mystical creature off.

What do you think? Check out the evidence for yourself on Google Earth with the co-ordinates Latitude 57°12′52.13″N, Longitude 4°34′14.16″W and tell us if you think it really is Nessie in the comments below.

Simon Simpkins, a dad of two, said he was shocked at the “pornographic” poses when he bought Haribo’s MAOAM sweets for his children.

Mr Simpkins of Pontefract, West Yorkshire, told The Sun: “The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter.

“The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face.

“I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.”

But Haribo hit back telling the newspaper the “fun” packaging was introduced in Germany in 2002.

It added: “The jovial MAOAM man is very popular with fans, both young and old.”

The weight of the double head means Jenifer cannot stand without help, so the farmer has built a hammock to support her.

Jenifer was born last Friday at a farm in Rivera, 150 miles from Bogota.

Farmer Marino Cabrera, claims he has never seen anything like it in 30 years as a cattle breeder.

The calf’s four-year-old mother had already gave birth to a normal and healthy calf.

“She’s a very cute thing, beautiful, I see her as a pretty thing that God sent, he sent her as she is,” Rosario Leyva, the wife of the farm’s caretaker, told local television reporters.

The condition, known as Polycephaly, is incredibly rare, but can occur in both animals and humans.

Guinness Rishi, 67, of India, already holds four world records, for feats as diverse as building the world’s tallest sugar cube tower and adopting the world’s oldest adoptee (his 61-year-old brother-in-law). But he now plans to cover his body in 220 different flags, a process he estimates will take him three years and cost around £12,500.

Rishi already has six of the tattoos done, on his face - the flags of India, the United Kingdom, the USA, Canada, Cyprus, and the Indian Congress Party. He says that his face is being reserved for the most important flags - he thinks he can fit around 60 1-inch flags on his head..

As well as the flags of the 201 recognised states in the world, he’ll also have flags of nations like Scotland and Wales, and various others (hence the Indian Congress Party flag, and the shout out to oddity-collectors Ripley’s Believe It Or Not.)

After covering his head, he will have the remaining flags added from his neck down in alphabetical order.

While the plan will be long, expensive, and has already caused disagreements with his wife and family, Rishi believes it is worth the price.

‘People consider me an extraordinary person, not an ordinary person,’ he said.

Tracy Hood Davis persuaded rivals Therese Ziemann, Michelle Belliveau and Wendy Sewell to get their own back on husband Donessa, US police say.

Ziemann, 48, lured Mr Davis to a motel in Stockbridge, Wisconsin, tied him naked to the bed and blindfolded him.

He then heard a knock, was able to partly remove the blindfold and saw Hood Davis, Belliveau and Sewell enter the room.

Ziemann pointed a gun while one of the women glued his penis to his right leg.

The three have been charged with false imprisonment and Ziemann is also charged with sexual assault. All were bailed.

The tiny rural hamlet has been plagued by visitors filming themselves in sexually explicit positions with the name ‘F***ing’ in the background.

‘I’m sure each of them think they’re the first to think of it, but believe me they’re not. We’ve grown very tired of it and we’re doing something about it,’ said one fed up resident of the village near Salzburg, which has a population of just 104.

We are a very traditional community and we find this sort of public display shocking,’ the F***ing resident added.

Now CCTV cameras are going up above the town name signs to deter tourists from going all the way.

‘It might make them think twice and just pose for a picture instead,’ said one hopeful local.

The village’s name is believed to come from a sixth century noble called Lord Focko, with ‘ing’ being old German for ‘family of’.

In 2004, residents voted against changing the name of the village, despite the rising costs of replacing the F***ing road signs every time souvenir-hungry tourists stole them.

She enjoys a ’satisfying’ sexual relationship with a fairground ride - a ‘magic carpet’ themed ride named 1001 Nachts - and now plans to marry it.

The 33-year-old rides the machine 300 times a year and uses pictures of it to satisfy herself at home.

Ms Wolfe, from Pennsylvania, suffers from a condition where people develop sexual feelings towards objects.

It’s a fairly long-distance relationship, as she lives 130km (80 miles) away from the Knoebels Amusement Park ride.

]]> http://freaksblog.com/love-is-a-rollercoaster-for-woman-marrying-funfair-ride/feed/ http://freaksblog.com/woman-has-ear-stitched-onto-her-bum/ http://freaksblog.com/woman-has-ear-stitched-onto-her-bum/#comments Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:25:54 +0000 admin http://freaksblog.com/?p=663 Surgeons have got to the bottom of a medical breakthrough after saving a woman’s severed ear by stitching it to her buttocks.

Julia Schwarz’s right ear was bitten off in a fight over a boyfriend with her former best pal Michaela Bohn but doctors’ first attempts to sew it back failed.

Medics in Cologne, Germany, said the damage to the side of Julia’s head had to be repaired before they could make another attempt.

So they made a small incision in her bottom and stitched the severed lobe into the pocket where it was kept until they were ready for a further op.

Now doctors are confident that the ear will not be rejected by 27-year-old Julia’s body.

But her solicitor Reinhard Birkenstock told a court: “My client has suffered enormous emotional distress. She was afraid to leave the house because of the disfigurement before the doctors tried to sew it back on again.”