A dad has criticised a sweet firm over characters on wrappers who look like they are having sex.
Simon Simpkins, a dad of two, said he was shocked at the “pornographic” poses when he bought Haribo’s MAOAM sweets for his children.
Mr Simpkins of Pontefract, West Yorkshire, told The Sun: “The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter.
“The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face.
Surgeons have got to the bottom of a medical breakthrough after saving a woman’s severed ear by stitching it to her buttocks.
Julia Schwarz’s right ear was bitten off in a fight over a boyfriend with her former best pal Michaela Bohn but doctors’ first attempts to sew it back failed.
Medics in Cologne, Germany, said the damage to the side of Julia’s head had to be repaired before they could make another attempt.
So they made a small incision in her bottom and stitched the severed lobe into the pocket where it was kept until they were ready for a further op.
We can only assume that the reason the yellow chick in the middle is giving the camera that death-stare is because someone went to all the trouble of painting him, but painted him the same colour he was to start with.
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