Jul 29

Authorities in the Austrian village of F***ing have installed CCTV cameras in an attempt to stop tourists acting out the name in front of their road signs.

The tiny rural hamlet has been plagued by visitors filming themselves in sexually explicit positions with the name ‘F***ing’ in the background.

‘I’m sure each of them think they’re the first to think of it, but believe me they’re not. We’ve grown very tired of it and we’re doing something about it,’ said one fed up resident of the village near Salzburg, which has a population of just 104.

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Jul 29

Any love affair has its ups and downs, but Amy Wolfe’s sex life is a rollercoaster.

She enjoys a ’satisfying’ sexual relationship with a fairground ride - a ‘magic carpet’ themed ride named 1001 Nachts - and now plans to marry it.

The 33-year-old rides the machine 300 times a year and uses pictures of it to satisfy herself at home.

Ms Wolfe, from Pennsylvania, suffers from a condition where people develop sexual feelings towards objects.

It’s a fairly long-distance relationship, as she lives 130km (80 miles) away from the Knoebels Amusement Park ride.

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Jul 29

Surgeons have got to the bottom of a medical breakthrough after saving a woman’s severed ear by stitching it to her buttocks.

Julia Schwarz’s right ear was bitten off in a fight over a boyfriend with her former best pal Michaela Bohn but doctors’ first attempts to sew it back failed.

Medics in Cologne, Germany, said the damage to the side of Julia’s head had to be repaired before they could make another attempt.

So they made a small incision in her bottom and stitched the severed lobe into the pocket where it was kept until they were ready for a further op.

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Jul 29

We can only assume that the reason the yellow chick in the middle is giving the camera that death-stare is because someone went to all the trouble of painting him, but painted him the same colour he was to start with.